“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
- Elizabeth Taylor
"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it."
- Harry S. Truman
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day."
"When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar."
"McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?"
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
"The turning point for me was the gay community. I've got so many gay fans and they're so loyal to me and they really lifted me up. They'll always stand by me and I'll always stand by them. It's not an easy thing to create a fanbase."
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."