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     Volume 2 Issue 138 | October 4, 2009|


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Funny Bones

!!Brilliant Students!!

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Student: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Student: No, but the bright kid who sits next to me was.

Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Student: You said it was my lunch money.

Teacher: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
Student: A new bike.

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Student (sadly): You don't know my father.

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!


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